Saturday 20 February 2010

Last one alive, lock the door!

"Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak. He's unsure of himself. He's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."
-Bill
; Kill Bill Volume 2

Sooo...
How's it going? Good?Best supervillain. Prometheus; managed to very nearly defeat the entire JLA, including Batman, Green Lantern, Flash, MM, Steel and Zauriel. Not bad, eh?

It's the climax of the week, a week where I attempted to do a numerous amount of things but failed at. Story of my life, really.

Man, i've been having WEIRD dreams lately. Just really, really odd. Probably due to sleeping in late. Hurm.

Ooh here's a story. Enjoy.
Answer, by Fredric Brown

Dwan Ev ceremoniously soldered the final connection with gold. The eyes of a dozen television cameras watched him and the subether bore throughout the universe a dozen pictures of what he was doing.
He straightened and nodded to Dwar Reyn, then moved to a position beside the switch that would complete the contact when he threw it. The switch that would connect, all at once, all of the monster computing machines of all the populated planets in the universe -- ninety-six billion planets -- into the supercircuit that would connect them all into one supercalculator, one cybernetics machine that would combine all the knowledge of all the galaxies.
Dwar Reyn spoke briefly to the watching and listening trillions. Then after a moment's silence he said, "Now, Dwar Ev."
Dwar Ev threw the switch. There was a mighty hum, the surge of power from ninety-six billion planets. Lights flashed and quieted along the miles-long panel.
Dwar Ev stepped back and drew a deep breath. "The honor of asking the first question is yours, Dwar Reyn."
"Thank you," said Dwar Reyn. "It shall be a question which no single cybernetics machine has been able to answer."
He turned to face the machine. "Is there a God?"
The mighty voice answered without hesitation, without the clicking of a single relay.
"Yes, now there is a God."
Sudden fear flashed on the face of Dwar Ev. He leaped to grab the switch.
A bolt of lightning from the cloudless sky struck him down and fused the switch shut.

Sunday 31 January 2010

Are you not entertained?!

Hm. Well, there we have it. I'm blogging again! Just a way out of Maths, really.

Went Laser Quest yesterday. Suffice to say, it was full of lulzing and fun. Especially since we were up against a group of 10-year olds. Savage ten year olds, though. I think I successfully mangaed to fulfill my obligatory string of warfare yells during it though.Obligatory How I Met Your Mother picture done.

YARRR MATHS. I found a lego pirate medallion, it is THE shizz ;D

Err what else. Oh yes, i recently was given a Bonsai tree :) its awesome

Magazine is going good! We've recently got an influx of new people, which is always good. I'm considering writing a page/s on some card game rules? May be good.

Toodleoo for now

Saturday 16 January 2010

"Pour it on!"

"Okay, we're dying with our boots on, people..and we're dying standing up! NOT IN OUR HOUSE! Not today! POUR IT ON!" - Guy Gardener, Green Lantern

Anyway, it's an update. An update?! Remarkable.

Tum ti tum..updates; Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy is possibly the best adventure story i've read. It's brilliant. You should go read it. Now!

TV is gaining a semblance of good again! Heroes is back on TV, with a new character that I really like (Edgar, for anyone who cares). He uses two Kukris and is really, really fast. Also, british accent woo

Also, How I Met Your Mother is back on E4. I choose to ignore the fact that we get these SO FAR BEHIND the proper ones, but I don't care. More Neil Patrick Harris is just awesome.
Suit up!
Yeah so thats that. Erm...I got a harmonica! That's pretty awesome. I'm currently learning how to play this awesome Legend of Zelda song that some might recognize:


Regardless. That's me for now folks